"Battery Tender Unnecessary" (carac)
01/17/2014 at 00:28 • Filed to: None | 9 | 13 |
Bad Idea Hat
> Battery Tender Unnecessary
01/17/2014 at 00:31 | 1 |
Coors Light is the worst.
Manuél Ferrari
> Battery Tender Unnecessary
01/17/2014 at 00:35 | 1 |
That was awesome!
I love everything the Onion does. But that one was extra good.
Am I the only one who thought the news reporter was super hot?
lone_liberal
> Battery Tender Unnecessary
01/17/2014 at 00:39 | 4 |
When a beer's main selling point is that it is cold, you know it's crap.
Agrajag
> Battery Tender Unnecessary
01/17/2014 at 00:44 | 1 |
That's hysterical. This is one of my favorites from the them.
PRBot II
> Manuél Ferrari
01/17/2014 at 01:00 | 1 |
She's a babe.
PRBot II
> Bad Idea Hat
01/17/2014 at 01:08 | 0 |
But it's the world's most refreshing beer with two-stage cold activation for pure Rocky Mountain cold refreshment.
Squid
> Manuél Ferrari
01/17/2014 at 01:08 | 1 |
Dunno, looks like she likes to do a bunch of coke to me... Still wouldn't kick her out of bed though. ..
lonestranger
> Battery Tender Unnecessary
01/17/2014 at 01:11 | 1 |
Glancing at my desktop, you can see how I didn't immediately notice that this was on Oppo, and I thought it was actual news until I clicked on it:
Manuél Ferrari
> Squid
01/17/2014 at 01:12 | 0 |
Lol
Didn't think about that but now I see it
Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy
> Battery Tender Unnecessary
01/17/2014 at 01:20 | 1 |
This is why we all love The Onion.
Tentacle, Dutchman, drives French
> Battery Tender Unnecessary
01/17/2014 at 03:06 | 0 |
Correction: Hundreds Feared Drunk In Coors Light Party Train Crash
There are plenty of cues as to the nature of this "news". :D
desertdog5051
> Battery Tender Unnecessary
01/17/2014 at 05:38 | 0 |
That was good.
TheKingOfBirds
> Battery Tender Unnecessary
01/17/2014 at 07:36 | 0 |
Love The Onion.