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Coors Light is the worst.
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That was awesome!
I love everything the Onion does. But that one was extra good.
Am I the only one who thought the news reporter was super hot?
![]() 01/17/2014 at 00:39 |
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When a beer's main selling point is that it is cold, you know it's crap.
![]() 01/17/2014 at 00:44 |
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That's hysterical. This is one of my favorites from the them.
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She's a babe.
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But it's the world's most refreshing beer with two-stage cold activation for pure Rocky Mountain cold refreshment.
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Dunno, looks like she likes to do a bunch of coke to me... Still wouldn't kick her out of bed though. ..
![]() 01/17/2014 at 01:11 |
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Glancing at my desktop, you can see how I didn't immediately notice that this was on Oppo, and I thought it was actual news until I clicked on it:
![]() 01/17/2014 at 01:12 |
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Lol
Didn't think about that but now I see it
![]() 01/17/2014 at 01:20 |
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This is why we all love The Onion.
![]() 01/17/2014 at 03:06 |
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Correction: Hundreds Feared Drunk In Coors Light Party Train Crash
There are plenty of cues as to the nature of this "news". :D
![]() 01/17/2014 at 05:38 |
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That was good.
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Love The Onion.